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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu