Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning