Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.