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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.