Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.