Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.