Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.