Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!