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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!