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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Urine

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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A new last name.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.