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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.