Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!