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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.