Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.