What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

A Fartender

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.