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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!