What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!