What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"