Cargo pants
He ran out of little boys
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Cats can't drive!
Adell.
A very wet sense of humor
To hold his pants up.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
