What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.