What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.