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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."