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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.