What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!