What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming