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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.