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Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Wife Clothe Jokes More Wife Clothe Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.