Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!