What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

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When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium