What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.