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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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