What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.