What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.