What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.