What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.