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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion