What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.