What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.