What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.