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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion