What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.