What do French fries and friends have i...

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!