What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

French Jokes More French Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!