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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them