What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!