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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.