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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!