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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.