Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!