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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.