Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*