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Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater