Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."