Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)