Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)