Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!