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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food