Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.