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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.