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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.