What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.