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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.