What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!