What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!