What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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Where does bad light end up?

In prism

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.