What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.