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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.