What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.