What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.