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What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.