What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap