Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Arrrish

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