What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.