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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.