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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.