Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.