What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.