What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.