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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve