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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist