Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!