Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!