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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!