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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.