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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.