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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!