Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.