Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!