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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.