What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.