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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!