What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.