What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.