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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!