What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!