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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish