What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.