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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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Kevin still doesn't know.

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When the blind try to read your face.

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To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.