What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.