What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!