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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea