What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!