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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!