What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.