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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.