What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!