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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.