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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.