Haircut Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.