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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.