What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Eclipse it.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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