What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What do you call a showoff Texan?

Tatious.

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.