What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.