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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions