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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."