English Language Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.