English Language Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert