SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
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Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Five more years of Cameron
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Incorrectly.
Anticlimactic
"Nobody's perfect!"
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
We'll have to rehearse that.
His and Hearse towels
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
The Ns justify the means.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
5 past Lundqvist
Weddit
Instagran
Take me to your liter!
It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
He was very knotty.
Me: Paid administrative leave.
Remove the w
They both slowly remove clogs.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.