English Language Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts