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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)