What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!