What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K