What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.