Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.