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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist