What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.