What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!