What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.