What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.