What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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A tire.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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They're willing to work peanuts!

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They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.