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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.