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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Negligence Jokes More Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building