What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.