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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.