Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.