Nothing if you're a gorilla.
I don't know and I don't care.
Hairy Potter.
Because they got big fingers.
New Yolk
Queen Kong.
Chez Guevara
No whey...
A consonant.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Because he was a fungi.
Because nobody likes his company!
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.