Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.