Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.