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Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.