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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: