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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.