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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office