Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.