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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.