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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.