What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.