What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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The taste.

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Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong