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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.