What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.