Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.