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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.