Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial