Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk