Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building