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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building