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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.