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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.