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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."