How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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I don't know either he told me to askew!

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Tall stories!

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The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!