How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.