How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.