How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.