Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!