Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.