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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!