Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!