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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER