Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.