Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!