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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.