What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.