What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!