What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.