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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.