What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles