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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY