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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.