Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!