Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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You can almost hear them.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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He didn't jump high enough.

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To stamp out forest fires.

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They don't deliver on Sunday

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.