He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
The D is silent.
Nice watch
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because they didn't Lajka.
Udder destruction!
Because the farmer had cold hands
Stamp
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
The Post Office
Because it was a mail dominated industry
