He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Crimea a river
Lamp post
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
To stamp out forest fires.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
MT (empty)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Post office.
The Post Office
