Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.