Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.