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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Who's there! Adeline! Adeline who?

Adeline extra to the letter!

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.