Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How do you sabotage a space mission?

Send Matt Damon

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters?

Pen Gwyn!

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness