Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!