He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
She gives birth to a boy.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Let Meowt!!!!
Crimea a river
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
