What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy