What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

Previous Random Joke Next
Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ()

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Guardian Jokes More Guardian Jokes

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy