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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.