What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.