April Sale - 20% Off

Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

You might also enjoy:

Samsung Shop Jokes More Samsung Shop Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender