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Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.