Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.