Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Double double doubles

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy