Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.