Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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An Orca-stra.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart