Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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He went at night.

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A polterheist.

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An **Arrr**my

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Gone fission

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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Guardians of the Galaxy

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke