What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.