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Samsung Store Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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What do you call a group of politically similar crows?

A cawcus

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit