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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant