What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.