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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.