How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.