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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.